The Real Bronson Pinchot Stands Up
I am in love with Tumblr

And if none of you mind, I am going to gently and caringly upend my computer and make sweet love to it for twenty or forty minutes or until one of us says, “Hey, how about some breakfast?  How did I exist right up until this morning without it? Oh, the pure joy of it.  Now, a technical question: if I make gracious love to Tumblr will it post the sounds we make?